HOUSE RULES FOR CHICKO’S APARTMENT

Leave your shoes at the door please

Help yourself to a drink—anything bottom shelf and lower drawer is up for grabs

The bathroom is open if you need it—no need to ask—and find what you need in the metal side table (wipes, tampons, breath mints, floss…)

Make yourself at home, help yourself to snacks—and only touch the decor with your eyes

Feel free to queue up whatever song fits your vibe, but let the stereo just chill, it’s a finely tuned instrument

The pinball machine is functional decor, so play a game, or two, I insist